ah yes, a good bedtime story *pulls up hardcore 18+ fanfic*
"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
When you see a notp that involves your favorite character on your dash:
"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(Source: crowzs, via taitetsu)